TRUE STORIES ALL – A Talking SongCHORUS O Go tell it in the classroom Straight out to the kids, they need to know Go tell it in the classroom Safe sex – the only way to go! 1) The first time I got pregnant (Oh?) I was just seventeen (She wasn’t ready) But I didn’t know what caused it (Whatta…
*it is important to know that safe sex isn’t just condoms. Healthy attitudes towards sex and the ability to improvise for the elderly and disabled, all play a role in this important part of life. CHORUS There are many good kinds of sex out there And the safe ones the only kind for me All the love in the world…
1) O you think about romance O you think about love Then your brain goes ga-ga And your mind turns mauve So before it gets heavy Think about what’s next Think about a little condom If you’re thinking sex CHORUS Bye bye fear Bye bye circumstance Hello, I’m in charge Not takin’ a stupid chance I’m usin’ my commonsense 2)…
There’s Icky Stuff Around 1) As I was walkin’ down the street Down the street, down the street Made sure I had shoes on my feet There’s icky stuff around! 2) Wearing a condom’s like that too Like that too, like that too Be sure there’s one on You-Know-Who There’s icky stuff around! 3) Like the reason for a hat…
HOW PTSD WORKS – You Can Handle It(From years of personal experience) (Tune: They Call The Wind, Moriah) 1) Horror’s picked itself a name Though it’s been around for ages Post Trauma Stress Disorder is Our label for the rages But it’s normal It’s normal When you understand, it’s normal 2)A crisis situation calls For you to start reacting When…
PTSD now everyone’s singin’Just a label for the pain that we feel We can beat this thing So many have shown it There’s just a bit of learnin’ to do! Bridge – There’s wisdom to share, People to read, ideas to know Answers out there – for you and me! Oh, Life is worthwhile Don’t leave it yet Happiness –…
If we fed themAll of the hungry children here What would it do to our world? If they’d been properly fed What might their dreams be in the days ahead? Soon they’ll be grown Off they will go with a handicap And then we’ll never know What might have been If we’d fed them V2) If we housed them All…
(Brackets indicate where you can put in your own namesgenders) Put the foodbank out of business Raise the welfare rates Stop the cuts to the disabled We don’t appreciate Seeing childen going hungry Parent’s struggling Family homes with empty cupboards Poor, (but still working). In the meantime won’t you give? Food to feed our own? Peanut butter, jam, spam Any…
What am I eating?I don’t really know. No one will tell me. I think it’s GMO Farmers are groowing Strange and tainted food What is it doing? They don’t have a clue. 2) Cross-pollination Screwing up the works Monsanto’s chuckling They all think we are jerks Counting their profits Rub their hands in glee Soon there’ll be nothing left That’s…
After Romance Is OverAnd cloning becomes mundane Nobody will look different We will all look the same No one will be imperfect No geniuses, no nderds We’ll march to identical drummers Into our brave new worlds! 3) When the mad doctor clones us Five hundred at a time There’ll be no copulation Match-makers can resign It will be oh so…