Donald, leave the White House now, We see through yaDonald, leave the White House now, We see through ya (Insert name of Representative or Senator) help impeach, We implore ya(Insert name of Representative or Senator) help impeach, We implore ya The lies are deep, the corruption is wide, We deplore yaAnd public opinion is on our side, We deplore ya…
It’s beginning to look a lot like TreasonEverywhere you goSentenced to five to ten, or life in the penWith stri-ped shirts and metal bars aglowIt’s beginning to look a lot like TreasonRussian Agents off our shoresBut the prettiest sight to see, is the rejoicing that will beWhen Trump’s behind locked doors
Jingle BellsTrumpism failsA Blue Wave’s on it’s way. Lying his head off to everyoneWill get Trump put away… Oh…. Jingle BellsTrumpism failsHis cult has gone astray Time to restore Democracy And make Republicans pay.
Deck the halls of Congress with DemocratsFa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la. Sick and tired of fat cat plutocratsFa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la. Trump and Pence and all the othersNeed to be hand-cuffed-and thrown in jail. Time to fum-i-gate the White HouseAnd sit back and watch the lying rats flail.
I’m dreaming of a Trump-free Christmas,The kind we a-l-l used to know.Where there was no lyingNo climate – change – deny-ingAnd the I-Q of our PO-TUS wasn’t low. (stay down) I’m dreaming of a Trump-free Christmas,The kind where lady-grabbing ends.Where his cult-like votersWake up from their comasAnd our leader isn’t glued to “Fox and Friends”. (stay down) I’m dreaming of…
v.1 Here comes Rudy Here comes Rudy Right down perp walk lane. Ly-ing, cheat-ing, dirty dealing All ‘cuz of Ukraine. Chorus 1 Man-a-fort and Flynn and Co-hen all are in the clink. Next up will be Rudy ‘cuz he no lon-ger can think. v.2 Oh… Here comes Rudy Here comes Rudy Spinning for the Prez. America’s may-or, 9-11’s Savior Finally…
v.1 You better watch outYou better not cryYou better not lie to the F – B – IAdam Schiff is comin’ to town. (tune stays down) v.2 He’s making a list Of naughty and niceHe’s gonna find out just who to impeachAdam Schiff is comin’ to town. (tune stays down) Chorus 1He see’s your Russian meetingsHe’s read all your emailsHe…
Kav-a-nau-sea’s ev‘-ry-where! It’s our coun-tries worst night-mare! But hold on…(pause) We’re not done… (pause) There is some hope! Impeachments… (pause) are com-ing… (pause) they’ll pro-vide the an-ti-dote! Demand that Congress save our law by im-peaching Kav-a-naugh! The Con-gress…(pause)…
It’s beginning to look a lot like impeachment everywhere Mueller looks. From everything that we hear it’s now becoming clear that Trump and all his fam-i-ly are just plain crooks! Now we need to impe-each Mike Pence too-oo but we-ee cannot stop there. While cleaning the Capitol out Kavanaugh and Gorsuch we’ll oust! …
Ghosts from the past, when just white men had voicesLies, broken promises and vulgar choices, Walls that impede frightened refugees’ flight These are some things that go Trump in the night Robbing from health care and from education Neglecting the sick and the poor of our nation Firing reporters who get the news right These are some things that go…